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The Great Hand Car Regatta, Santa Rosa, Ca

little green — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:12:54 GMT

The event is a human-powered, kinetic, rail-bound sculpture race and so much more. We have negotiated with the city of Santa Rosa, Ca., to close down a number of streets and we will be using the Railroad Square Depot parking lot and railroad tracks for our main event. There will be an array of bicycle based contraptions. Exhibitions of Mechanical and Artistic Wonders by all sorts of notorious tinkers from around the Bay Area. (Cyclecide, Kinetic Steam Works, Bryan Tedrick, Todd Barricklow, Neverwas Haul and more)
There will be food booths, amazing craft vendors, all day music, random circus acts, large art installations and sideshow performances as well.

www.handcarregatta.com

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Bicycle Sound System Needed for Pride Parade

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 16:07:12 GMT

We're looking for a sound system and rider for our bicycle contingent in the Pride parade on Sunday, 6/29. We have a cool playlist of bicycle music, and all we need is the gear to amplify it to the throngs.

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Good show

phatmandee — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:36:04 GMT

You all were wonderful, sexy and phabulous bike clowns, I was so pleased to be included. I love you.

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Monkeys on bikes and vintage hip hop

hollywater — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:41:59 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hWuU-8msH4

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Thanks for Maker Faire!

roo — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:30:45 GMT

Hey Cyclecide et all

Just wanted to write a quick thanks for having me on the crew for Maker Faire. I had a blast and you're all terrific. And you all have terrific asses. That is all. ...until next time...

_roo

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CYCLECIDE IN THE PUNK ROCK CABARET??!!

Vaudie Va-Boom! — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:48:07 GMT

I am looking for acts to be in my punk rock cabaret!

I need some high-kicking girls for the can-can and many other stage performers...
Including: singing, dancing, acting, circus acts, burlesque, music, gymastics, fire twirling, fire breathing... and anything and everything else you might want to do...

Once I get enough acts, it will be held at an "underground" punk venue in Oakland

Message me if you're interested, or want to know more... or e-mail me at punkrockcabaret@hotmail.com

Oh, and join the PUNK ROCK CABARET tribe!

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NOLA!

geno — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:07:50 GMT

I've been here a few days as the recon dude trying to pin down a spot for the tour to land and set up. Any help would be great. 812.229.0120

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no the bike is not ok... x posted allovadaplace

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:59:30 GMT

duke, my man pie, fellow dpw duder,and all out awesome fella, was hit by a giganto suv driving asswipe. going about 45 mile an hour on s. lamar in austin late friday night.
he stopped. (i know unbelievable) he was drunk, a jerk, and uninsured. last time i checked he was still in jail.

the first three questions duke asked when the er people finally let me in to see him, (hours later all the while i'm thinking, yep he's dead, or oh sweet jesus, ((i don't even like jesus)) please let him be ok.....) were

am i dying?
is the bike ok?
will you stay with me?

to which i replied,

no.
no.
yes.

we just now got to take him home.

injuried.... oh yeah
one broken arm..... 4 screws one plate (he's so metal)
one broken leg..... big boot thingie in need of a few cocks drawn on it. 10-12 weeks.
head trauma out the wazoo.
tons of road rash, cuts that needed stitches but didn't get them, and bruises on top of bruises. and he bit his tongue so it swelled so much that he talked like a retard for almost three days.
he doesn't remember any of it, or a lot of the time we spent at the hospital. he's in A LOT of pain.
but.....
back to being a sarcastic ass hat, making demands, and in dire need of a blow job.

he's fucked, but not as fucked as he could be, or as bad off as he was a couple days ago.

the bike..... top tube broken in half, tires taco'd in two different directions, seat ripped and bent up, crank and crank arms bent, handle bars bent. fucked and fucked.

needless to say, we're fucked too.
but happy.

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Video clips on site

rururudy — Mon, 14 May 2007 09:11:27 GMT

I added a bunch of yourtube links to the Cyclecide.com site.
http://www.cyclecide.com/beer/videos/
and
http://www.cyclecide.com/beer/2007/182/

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spider joined a new crew

spy — Thu, 10 May 2007 05:13:50 GMT

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx

"Stagecoach Music Festival - Day One
INDIO, CA - MAY 05: Performer Spider of the Kinetic Steam Works artist's collective poses during the Stagecoach Music Festival held at the Empire Polo Field on May 5, 2007 in Indio, California. "

HAHA!

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Coachella photos

Melanctha — Wed, 02 May 2007 01:22:22 GMT

There's a bunch of bike rodeo pics in here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/53909895@N00/sets/72157600166140009/

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Life-size Mousetrap Studio break-in...

Whisky — Tue, 01 May 2007 22:20:18 GMT

Mark Perez- creator/builder of the Life-size Mousetrap had his studio broken in to and cleaned out. this is quite a setback considering the Mousetrap will be at the Maker Faire and the Fire Arts Festival.

if you'd like to make a donation of some tools(even temporary donations) the Mousetrap team would be grateful-
items stolen-
makita cordless impact gun
lincoln wire feed welder
skill saw
dewalt chop saw
delta chop saw
2 4in grinders
9in grinder
right angle drill
bits

OWWCH!!!!

please pm me if you can help us out in anyway- thank you!

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cyclecide party tonight at ace junkyard!

Whisky — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 20:39:55 GMT

If you're in the bay area tonight and don't have plans, or you're looking for something better to do come on by. i'll be bartending and i do pour a stiff drink. we'll have the rides up so if you've never ridden a pedal powered ride, here's your chance! lots of cool bands too, see you there.

Saturday Feb. 17th at Cyclecide HQ - next to
ACE Junkyard 2255 McKinnon ave, SF
Our first party to celebrate our new club house, might be our last…
Pedal powered rides…
Bands… Mongolounge , Los Banos , Waco and more TBA…

Heavy Pedal Cyclecide Bike Rodeo is a club of alter-bike mechanics, mariachi-punk musicians and pyschotic clowns who love bikes, beer and pyrotechnics. Together we form a traveling pedal-powered carnival that is fun for mental patients of all ages.

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Stuporbowl party in Weeno

beanusmaximus — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:41:19 GMT

Hey all-
Just a friendly reminder to all who are planning on coming in for our stuporbowl party to bring a blanket or a sleeping bag and a towel if you plan on couch surfing or showering while you are here. It looks like there will be quite a few out of towners here, so bringing your own supplies will help us out alot!
Thanks, and see you next weekend!
~bean

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St Ratrick's Day Chicago March 16-18 w/ Rat Patrol

Johnny Payphone — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 17:09:55 GMT

This year at Burming Dude I finally met some Cycleciders, even though we've been circling around each other for years. You guys are old school like an old fool, the ones I looked up to when I was just starting to bolt together choppers.

You should send some folks out to our annual rally: St. Ratrick's Day. March 16-18th, Chicago.

Flyer: <IMG SRC="http://www.rat-patrol.org/StRatricks/stratsflyer3.jpg" width=600>

Tallbike boxing! Figure 8 Racing! TV smashing! Car Smash! Trash can races! Possibly a tazing for charity!

info and housing: 773.252.4764 johnny@rat-patrol.org

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LOST NECKLACE VERY FUCKIN IMPORTANT

wickissick — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:23:41 GMT

i lost a necklace sunday. it was handmade by a friend of mine that's not here now. it had two elephants cut out of brass and layered onto another piece of brass with a stone (greenish but spit in teh middle) put into it. i will pay whoever finds this properly. i feel like absolute shit about it right now......wick
510.684.2927....

...fuck.

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has anyone seen my skin

wickissick — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 15:32:26 GMT

so i made it home last night and was taking off my clothes when i noticed that i was missing some skin off of my leg, which canceled the "damn, i didn't even bleed at this show" dream i was living in. if you happen to find my skin i would like it back. it's about a quarter inch squared. thanks.

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PEDAL MONSTER july 21st-23rd

bigdaddy — Sun, 16 Jul 2006 22:06:49 GMT

BY MAYORAL PROCLAMATION -- no, really, we're not lying, the paperwork's done and Gavin Newsom said so -- THE WEEKEND OF JULY 22-23 HAS BEEN DECLARED "CYCLECIDE WEEKEND" IN SAN FRANCISCO!!!

Honk honk!

San Francisco's Heavy Pedal CYCLECIDE BIKE RODEO presents:
PEDAL MONSTER!
July 21nd - Poker Run, bar TBA
July 22, 2-10pm; July 23, 2-8pm - Mission Village Market, 18th and Alabama Streets, San Francisco.
Poker run participation $5, 21 and over. Carnival is all ages; $7-10 sliding scale. RIDER ASSUMES ALL RISK.

San Francisco's CYCLECIDE BIKE RODEO is, as always, 2 DUM 2 DIE -- and ready to get hitched at City Hall, regardless of handlebar shininess or headtube length. In the wake of their countless tours across the country, insane and successful hometown shows, myriad television appearances, documentary films, festival headlinings, international fashion magazine modeling spreads (no really), and cultural blah blah and interactivity thus and so on and the "for the Kids" every which way, the Honorable Gavin Newsom and the City of San Francisco do hereby proclaim July 22-23 to be CYCLECIDE WEEKEND.

And in return, Cyclecide is proving its eternal love to the City and to the culture of the bike with a freakish, pedal-and-contraption-centric carnival of stupid and epic proportions. Mutant Bike Clubs from all of the U.S.A. will descend upon San Francisco -- from as far away as Seattle, Reno, and New York -- to carouse and joust and make out with local hotties. The Cyclecide Bike Rodeo will run around like a chicken with its head geeked off. There will be bands, shows, games, and general cacophony, the likes of which San Francycle has rarely seen. Accept no imitations -- CYCLECIDE REMAINS THE WORLD'S ONLY BIKE RODEO AND PEDAL-POWERED CARNIVAL MIDWAY! Even the mayor agrees.

Fri/21:
POKER RUN. Starts at darkish. Bar TBA on cyclecide.com. Wherein mutant bicycling fans and feisty cyclists are all invited to throw in $5 to participate in a multi-bar POKER GAME involving DRINKING and BICYCLING. There will be prizes and very probably some pie-fighting and light pavement-wrestling

Sat/22-Sun/23:
PEDAL MONSTER Festival takes over the Mission Village Market. (P.S. the market is slated for destruction soon after that. Bye-bye, lovely Mission weekends searching the flea market for thrifty treasures. Sniff.)

Featuring:
-Cyclecide Rides & Sideshow, with Skits, Mutant Bikes, Rodeo Clowns, and punk rock mariachi band Los Banos

-An Only In San Francisco Circus Midway, with Wrong-Way Bike Games, Ornery Clowns Doing Incredibly Stupid Things, and Hot Utra Gypsy Bellydancers Selling Raffle Tickets for Mutant Bikes and Other Prizes.

-Interclub Tallbike Jousting, as seen on TV and in the 2003 film-festival hit documentary *Too Dumb To Die* -- contestants include Neanderthals from out-of-town bike tribes, Doyle the 2005 World Tallbike Jousting Champion, and Gorgar the Vain and Belligerent Urine-Eating Monster

-Pervitadora Records' Glen Meadmore -- the Hot, Horny, and Born-Again Singing Cowboy

-The Life-Size Mousetrap -- the Rube Goldberg-inspired creation based on the children's board game but instead of a net at the end there's a 2-ton safe that smashes things. With three-a-day performances by sexy mice, cranky blue-collar clowns, and the one-woman-band Esmerelda Strange

The Disgusting Spectacle -- a Giant Head Sculpture that Picks its Own Nose with an Equally Giant Pointy-Fingered Hand, Powered by a Human-Sized Hamster Wheel

BMX Ramp Competition and Flatland Expo Presented by First Rule

Kielbasa, the Accordion-Playing Lunch Lady

The Slow Poisoner

The Outlaw Country of Hellbound Glory

Flower Frankenstein / BikiniKat

DJs Toph One, jef leopard, Renessa, & Big Daddy

Emceed by the Reverend David Apocalypse

More acts TBA.
More details at: www.cyclecide.com

Available for interview: Cyclecide's "fearless bleeder" Jarico Reesce and the Life-Size Mousetrap's creator Mark Perez
For high-res photos or more questions, call Cyclecide press office at (415)596-6599 or email linda@cyclecide.com and summer@cyclecide.com.

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BLACK LABEL RENO 3 ANNUAL POKER RUN

jirish — Wed, 03 May 2006 21:27:13 GMT

SAT. MAY 13TH RENO NV.
@ THE GREENROOM
IN-BETWEEN 1ST & 2ND ST. ON WEST ST.
4PM BRING YOUR BIKE !!!!!!!

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Teri here, looking for ride to coachella

Teri — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 00:51:53 GMT

Hi Cyclecide

It's Teri. I heard you guys are taking a bus or two to Coachella, and I'm wondering if there is any room on one of them for my little arse. I'm happy to help load up or whatever y'all need.

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Day without a Mexican (Central/South American) AKA: Make your own damn nacho bell grande!

Linda — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 20:19:47 GMT

IT'S ON!
PLEASE DISTRIBUTE!

UNION HISPANA DE TELLURIDE
325 Coonskin Court Suite F12, PO Box 3278 Telluride,
CO 81435.
Phone: (970)-417-9634
unhite@hotmail.com

A DAY WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS
MONDAY APRIL 10 2006

MORE THAN 12 MILLION UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS IN THE
U.S.A. DESERVE DIGNITY, RESPECT, AND SHOULD BE
RECOGNIZED FOR THEIR HARD WORK, EFFORT AND THEIR
PARTICIPATION IN THE U.S. ECONOMIC GROWTH.

SEVERAL CIVIC GROUPS IN FAVOR OF A COMPREHENSIVE
IMMIGRATION REFORM ARE CALLING YOU TO JOIN AND
SUPPORT:

A GENERAL STOPPAGE AND ECONOMIC BOYCOTT IN PROTEST OF
THOSE ANTI-IMMIGRANT BILLS THAT, IN CASE OF BEING
APPROVED, WILL AFFECT MORE THAN 12 MILLION
UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS AND THEIR FAMILIES.

MONDAY APRIL 10 2006

YOU CAN PARTICIPATE BY:
-DRESSING IN WHITE.
-WEARING A WITH RIBBON ON YOUR CHEST.
-NOT GOING TO SCHOOL THAT DAY.
-COPYING, PRINTING AND SHARING THIS FLYER WITH
FRIENDS, FAMILY, REALTIVES, NEIGHBORS.
-JOINING THE ORGANIZATION OF A WALK-OUT IN YOUR CITY.
-NOT GOING TO WORK THAT DAY (SPEND IT WITH YOUR
FAMILY).
-NOT USING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION (BUSES, TAXIS,
SUBWAYS, TRAINS, ETC.).
-NOT GOING TO PUBLIC PLACES (MOVIE THEATERS,
RESTAURANTS, BARS, ETC.).
-NOT BUYING GASOLINE.
-NOT GOING TO SUPERMARKETS (WAL-MART, CITY MARKETS,
PRICE, COSTCO, ETC.).
-NOT SHOPPING AT ALL.
-CONTACTING YOUR SENATORS AND/OR CONGRESSMEN, ASK THEM
TO SUPPORT A COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM .

PLEASE SHARE THIS INFORMATION WITH YOUR FAMILY,
RELATIVES, FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, AND CO-WORKERS.
PRINT AND DISTRIBUTE THIS.

--
~Meechella

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state of stupidity

bigdaddy — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 22:20:10 GMT

sat. apr. 1st, 4:20 p.m. after the St. Stupids Day parade, the president
declares , "State of Stupidity" @ ACE junkyard 2555 mckinnon is sf.
featuring Evolution Control Committee, Mongoloid, Cyclecide Bike Rodeo,
Fluff Grrl, Jesus Fucking Christ, Violent Discharge, Deranged Pussy,
North of Penguin, Esmereleda Strange, Bishop Joey, Doctor Hal, Professor
David Apocalypse, Michael Pepe, Rock Star Bar w/ Flash and Victoria, DJ
Fox, DJ BigDaddy, the Tamale Dude + MORE! for more info go to
www.cyclecide.com

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$578 Mission Sublet

Linda — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 17:00:02 GMT

Hey y'all,
I've got a luverly room for sublet for January and
February.
$578 gets you three girls and a doglette.
Atlas is close by. Place to park your bike. Backyard.
20th and Florida.
Anthony is leaving back to Switzerland for a couple of
months.
Looking for a friend of a friend. Pass it on.
Thanks,
Lind

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Bird flu in Baghdad Dallas messenger race

velodevil — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 13:43:29 GMT

Dallas order of messengers is putting on its second semi annual thanksgiving race on november 19th also the 18th will be a nightime poker run for you more adventurous souls .

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Cyclecide Rides at THE LIFE SIZE MOUSETRAP HALLOWEEN SHOWS!

Laird — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:29:36 GMT

THE LIFE SIZE MOUSETRAP HALLOWEEN SHOWS!
OCTOBER 28, 29,30th!
New location! 1634 JERROLD St. @3rd St.
$10 s/s no one turned away!
Show times 9&11pm!
Visit www.lifesizemousetrap.com or call
415 -285 -8103 for more info!

Don't miss the MOUSETRAP'S finale and witness what a falling 2-ton bank safe does to a 1,000lb COLOSSAL SIZE PUMPKIN! Puke your guts out while taking a ride on one of CYCLECIDES AMAZEING PEDAL POWERED CARNIVAL
RIDES! And of course be sure to cruise the HAUNTED MIDWAY and visit the place where the reverend DAVID APPOCOLYPSE & HIS ODDITY MUSEM explains
the unexplained!!

Live music FRIDAY with LaPLEBE, FUGA, CORPUS CALLOSUM, and ESMERELDA
STRANGE!

SATURDAY with JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, VELVET FURY, RUM&REBELLION, and
TOSHIO HIRANO!

The Mousetrap is a gravity defying, 16 piece, 6,400-square-foot, 50,000-lb. KINETIC SCULPTURE set atop a 6,500-square-foot, 2,000-lb GAME BOARD -- This clever, giant Rube Goldberg style contraption has been lifted from the memories of our collective childhoodâ€¦ strangely fabricated from wood and steel, then painted in saturated classic colors reminiscent of a familiar OUT-OF- CONTROL BOARD GAME! Complete with a STAGE, original MUSICAL SCORE, can-can DANCERS, acrobatic HIJINKS, and other SPECTACULARLY SCRIPTED scenes dedicated to the pursuit of spectacle-laden absurdity! This show is about the PLAY of the game -- and the game is
VAUDEVILLIAN with a drink of BURLESQUE! Throw in a little CARNIVAL atmosphere, where lucky contestants PICK EACH OTHER'S POCKETS, lift a 350-lb CAST-IRON BATHTUB 12 feet into the air, turn impossibly huge GEARS, load SPRINGS, and light a 13' TALL FLAME-THROWING LAMP POST all in a
SUPREME effort to CRUSH a TRINKET of MEANING (say, a BIRTHDAY CAKE or a thought provoking EFFIGY) under a FALLING 2 TON BANK SAFE!

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Come to Spider's DJ gig on Friday.

Spider, Jef Leopard, Crispy the Fire — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:06:37 GMT

It gets really homo-riffic later, but it's mellow early on.
Come hear me play post-punk, no wave and discopunk ditties from 10 - 1pm.
Tell the doorperson yer from Cyclecide and get in for free before 12.

The ROD 10pm-4am, Deco Lounge, 510 Larkin @ Turk.

Hell, stick around, enter the wet jock contest, win $100.

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New Photo Galleries

guacamoleairlines — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 19:40:52 GMT

3 new Cyclecide photo galleries are now featured on my website:

Portraits from the Pedal Monster event
Bicycle Product Shots
Burn San Francisco

http://www.joereifer.com

Two of these photos are up right now at Red Ink as part of the Bicycle Film Festival (1035 Market St in SF).

Look for bicycle product shots in issue #2 of Hi-Fructose Magazine towards the end of the year.

Many thanks to Cyclecide for throwing a great party! Special thanks to Laird for helping coordinate the photoshoots.

Cheers,

Joe

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Do you think women should be able to defend themselves?

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 00:18:23 GMT

Do you think women living alone in a nice neighborhood like Hunter's Point ought to be able to defend themselves?

I do, I am a flaming liberal schoolteacher and a gun owner. I can't afford to live in some high security loft, but live in HP....

Please help us defeat Prop H, which will mean that only people like Gavin Newsom will be able to own a gun.

Here's the tribe:

tribes.tribe.net/noproph

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critical mass today is a biggy

wickissick — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 19:13:31 GMT

it's the 13th anniversary of critical mass today in sf and i hope to maybe see you all there depending how many people. i live with jino and the sound system is ready too.

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TONIGHT: Benefit at 12 Galaxies w/ Camper Van Beethoven members

squish_squish — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 20:21:30 GMT

Presented by 12 Galaxies and Pirate Cat Radio 87.9fm

-members of Camper Van Beethoven
-TheHeather Combs Band
-The Catholic Combs
-The Graves Brothers Deluxe

Door admission is a $5 - $20 donation to the Red Cross Katrina Relief Fund.
All Pirate Cat Radio merch sales will go to the Red Cross Katrina Relief Fund.
Donation raffle from Gama-Go, and more.

Wednesday, September 14th 2005 6:30pm
12 Galaxies
2565 Mission Street @ 22nd San Francisco, CA . 94110

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does this post make my ass look big?

noska — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 22:37:16 GMT

so eroupe? really?please let me know whats up so i can make arangements for practical jokes....noska

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Polkacide at the Benefit this SUNDAY sunday s u n d a y

monkey — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 05:34:37 GMT

New Orleans Disaster Relief Benefit
Presented by 12 Galaxies and Pirate Cat Radio 87.9fm

- The Roshomon Effect
- The Plus Ones
- The Grannies
- Luxxury
- Polkacide

HELL YEAH!

Door admission is a $5 - $20 donation to the Red Cross Katrina Relief Fund.
$2 beers (all proceeds will go to the Red Cross)
ALL Pirate Cat Radio merch sales will go to the Red Cross Katrina Relief Fund. Donation raffle from Force of Habit Records, Gama-Go, and more.

Sunday, September 11th 2005 6:30pm
12 Galaxies
2565 Mission Street @ 22nd San Francisco, CA . 94110

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Cyclecide playing BOBfest on Saturday in Oakland 2pm

Laird — Tue, 26 Jul 2005 22:39:01 GMT

The Heavy Pedal Cyclecide Bike Rodeo will be opening up the days festivities with a Punk Rock Bicycle Proformance featuring Los Banos and rodeo Stunt Klowns, starting at 2:00 PM. The pedal powered carnival rides will be set up for the rest of the day.
it all happens at:
444 harrison, corner of Harrison and 5th in Oakland
See What other bands are playing here:
http://geeklings.net/~mikhail//bob/
or check out:
www.cyclecide.com

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e.t.

Esmerelda — Sat, 23 Jul 2005 22:49:10 GMT

i just saw it again..and i found myself getting all choked up when the bmx gang is being chased by the cops and e.t. makes them fly so he can catch his spaceship home.
that is a really cool bike chase scene i had forgotten all about....

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papa cita wickio

wickissick — Wed, 13 Jul 2005 01:54:17 GMT

so here it is, cat out of the bag. i am gonna be a daddy. we are two months along and the baby is due february 22nd. we are gonna name it bubba mohammed and it will eventually either blow up the world or ignore it all together. i am stoked and looking for on the books work if you hear anything. want some proof of income....

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Pedal Monster Update/flyer

Linda — Sat, 25 Jun 2005 23:21:48 GMT

Here's an update on the times and the bands we've booked.
http://www.altercycle.com/flyer.htm

Friday, July 1st
Poker Run
$5 entrance fee, winner takes all.
Meet at Zeitgeist at 8:00pm
199 Valencia St at Division (aka 13th)

Saturday, July 3nd
8pm, $6 bucks
Bicycle Drive In Theater
Bands and Beer
-Jesus Fucking Christ
-Replicator
-APE
-Orcus

Sunday, July 3rd
2pm to 10pm, $8 bucks
Cyclecide Bike Rodeo
with special guests
-Hobogoblins
-999eyes Carnaval of the Damneed
-Two Gallants
-One Man Banjo vs. Esmerelda Strange
(A one man band smack down)
-Pedal Powered Carnival Rides

Monday, July 4th
Bike Club BBQ/Bike Ride
BYOM (meat)
Meet at the bike rodeo house at 2pm.

All events at 1667 Jerrold St. at 3rd St.
Bike Clubs RSVP linda@cyclecide.com with a list of members
www.cyclecide.com for more updates

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Pedal Monster event july 1-4

bigdaddy — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 06:24:56 GMT

Cyclecide is hosting a weekend long event at and around our compound in SF. Friday will be poker run and bar ride. meet @ zeitgeist (duboce&valencia) at 8 p.m. for a map of the bars. PRIZES! Sat. will be a bike drive-in, movies and bands @ cyclecide HQ. Sun. bike rodeo and bands across the street from HQ, and mon. bike club bbq at HQ. In attendance will be altered bike clubs from around the nation and more. altered bike clubs welcome. for more info visit www.cyclecide.com or call 415.695.1891. Cyclecide HQ 1667 jerrold av, SF,CA

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Professor David Apocalypses Love-Cult!

Sat, 28 May 2005 15:29:34 GMT

poor guy broke his back in 2 places..show him some love!

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bike to work day cyclecide show, oakland

Esmerelda — Wed, 18 May 2005 04:18:04 GMT

thursday may 19.
cyclecide will do a 12:00 high noon show
rodeodeo.
downtown oakland
ogawa plaza
near 14th and broadway, take the 14th street exit from the 12th street bart..

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roachella music thingie, DUSK

Whisky — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 06:12:36 GMT

come see the bike idiots be "2 DUM 2 DIE"
find us at dusk...

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Saint Stupid’s Day Parade After Party

Laird — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 01:15:50 GMT

Los Banos, the heavy pedal cyclecide bike rodeo band is playing at this show!
So we will bring a few bikes to fool around with!!

Friday April 1st 2005
Starts Early: Doors open 6:00 Show starts 7:00 sharp
Come titillate all your senses (and beyond) after the St. Stupid’s Day Parade (now in it’s 27th year!)! Mark your calendars and get yourself down to the 12 Galaxies for a fun filled extravaganza guaranteed to expand your mind (or at least expand something) and provide hours of entertainment for all…
Come SEE the kaleidoscope and dizzying array of bands, performance and other sensory delights. Come HEAR the oratory skills of such San Francisco luminaries as: Bishop Joey (First Church of the Last Laugh), Dr. Hal (Ask Dr. Hal), Michael Peppe (Michael Peppe) and surprise guests that will leave you panting with anticipation. Come FEEL the vibrations and musical styling of: K-Rob (Musical Mastermind), -----Los Banos---- (Cyclecide Bike Rodeo Band), Fluff Grrl (Minstrels of post modern, old school rag-time), Rube Waddell (Modern Americana rock), Iceman’s Johnson (which features a stellar cast including: Dr. Philo Drummond, Puzzling Evidence, Gary G'Broagfran and other Church of the Sub-Genius alumni playing anti-music, anti-jazz) and more…TASTE the excitement of knowing you are witnessing history in the making…TOUCH yourself and know that it’s all true! All this and oh so much more, all for your sensory pleasure!
The festivities and frolic will commence ON TIME…the performance will start at 7pm sharp (doors will open at 6). There will be an opening benediction by the snackreligious Bishop Joey and the rest of the excitement will go until the wee hours
DON’T be fooled by charlatans and other imitators, this is THE place to be on April Fools Day and THE place to go after the parade! An event NOT to be missed, hope to see you all there!

All happening Friday April 1st At:
12 Galaxies
2565 Mission St. San Francisco
21+
$10 Dollars at the door or
$8 Appropriately Stupid Costume

More info at:
www.12galaxies.com
www.cyclecide.com
www.saintstupid.com

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Upcoming Cyclecide Events

Esmerelda — Sun, 27 Feb 2005 19:32:58 GMT

in case you don't get the emails...

April 1: Los Banos the Cyclecide band plays with Rube Wadell, Fluff girl and the Evolution Control Committe @ The Cherry Bar SF.
Rock out and ride yer bike home drunk..

April 30-May 1. Coachella Valley Music Festival.
Yee Haw.

May 19 (Thursday) Tenative.
downtown Oakland for bike to work day.

July 9 . Tenative. Portland OR. a midsummer nights ride.

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Queen Macha!

Esmerelda — Sun, 27 Feb 2005 20:04:09 GMT

remember them?
mp3's available @ www.myspace.com/queenmacha
it's good stuff for clearing out the party when it's time to go home...

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we could all learn a thing or two from this dude......

Esmerelda — Sat, 12 Feb 2005 11:21:12 GMT

uesday, January 11, 2005 (SF Chronicle)
Escaped robber returns to annals of weird crime/Cops say 'Roofman'
lived large in store
Demian Bulwa, Charles Burress, Chronicle Staff Writer

The slick-as-fry-oil robber known as "Roofman," a former Army
reservist in
Concord who drilled and dropped into fast-food joints from the Bay Area
to
Massachusetts, is back behind bars with another whopper of a saga.
His downfall this time? A woman.
By day, Jeffrey Manchester's spent his six months on the lam as a
generous
churchgoing volunteer known as John, who gave toys to kids and told his
new girlfriend and church congregation that he had a secret government
job, police said.
At night, he was a fugitive hiding and playing in a Toys "R" Us,
making
his lair in a cubbyhole in the bicycle display, racing remote-control
cars
on the roof after hours and riding bikes around the store for exercise,
said Sgt. Katherine Scheimreif of the Charlotte-Mecklenburg, N.C.,
police.
He even monkeyed with the employees' work schedules, and his diet
included
stolen baby food, she said.
The crafty and polite Manchester, 33, was serving a 45-year sentence
in
June when he hid under a delivery truck and became the first person
ever
to escape from the Brown Creek Correctional Institution in Polkton,
N.C.
Suspected of at least 40 robberies at McDonald's and other
businesses in
the Bay Area and across the country before being sent to prison in
2000,
he was caught again last week in Charlotte, where police are still
piecing
together the brazen new persona he created.
When the Toys "R" Us where he was holed up became crowded during the
holiday shopping season, he fashioned a secret passageway into an
adjoining Circuit City that had been abandoned, Scheimreif said. In a
cubicle he built of sheetrock under a stairwell, he painted the walls,
put
up posters and action figures, mounted a toy basketball hoop and
watched
Spiderman and other movies on a DVD player, she said.
Meanwhile, he planned a takeover robbery of the Toys "R" Us, even
installing a baby video monitor in his cubicle to see what was
happening
in the store. Police believe he got a gun by robbing a pawn shop, but
when
he attempted the Toys "R" Us robbery on Dec. 26, authorities said, two
employees slipped out, forcing him to flee through his secret door and
allowing police to find his hideaway and the clues that led to their
identifying him.
They didn't find him, but two members of Crossroads Presbyterian
Church
recognized police photos of the man who had joined their church in
October. Police also linked him to the arson of a Charlotte dentist's
office where he had gone to have his teeth fixed and which he is
believed
to have torched last Tuesday in an effort to destroy his records,
Scheimreif said.
When police told his girlfriend in Charlotte, Leigh Wainscott, who
he
really was, it was a "huge shock," she said in a phone interview on
Monday
night.
"I was numb and in shock. I was hysterical," she said. She refused
to
believe them until they showed her evidence on the Internet, she said.
"He was very well-spoken, well-dressed, clean, generous," she said
of the
man she had been dating since mid-November. He volunteered for the
church's outreach program for needy families, giving their kids toys,
she
said.
Those toys apparently came from Toys "R" Us, Scheimreif said.
"My pastor and my congregation all fell in love with him
immediately,"
Wainscott said.
He bought her diamond earrings and expensive scarves; he gave gifts
to her
three children. They spent the holidays together, decorated her
Christmas
tree and went to movies.
But after learning his real identity, Wainscott agreed to cooperate
with
police and arranged for Manchester to come to her home on Jan. 5 for
her
40th birthday. Instead of finding her and her children, he was nabbed
by
waiting police.
His big mistake was "going back for the girl one last time,"
Scheimreif
said.
After his arrest, police allowed him to call Wainscott.
"He was very sad and humbled and felt terrible that he had to
deceive us,
" Wainscott said. "He encouraged me and told me to be strong and to do
the
things we talked about doing. He wasn't upset."
"I don't hate him," she said. "I'm disappointed and confused. I
don't know
whether to smack him or hug him."
Manchester also got to talk to his mother after the arrest.
Explaining his capture, he told her, "Mom, I kind of lost focus,"
she
recalled Monday. The mother, who asked not to be identified, lives in
the
Sacramento area, where Manchester's twin 13-year-old boys and 11-year
daughter also live with their mother.
"He doesn't seem super-embarrassed about the notoriety," his mother
said.
"I know I would be."
"As his mother, I can't imagine," she said. "This is something you
would
see in the movies."
Indeed, some people said the escapade reminded them of the Natalie
Portman
film "Where the Heart Is," about a pregnant teenager who moves into a
Wal-Mart, Scheimreif said.
As Manchester sits in Mecklenburg County Jail, police are
contemplating
what new charges to lodge against the man they describe as meticulous,
intelligent, athletic and so polite that he was known to give captives
a
jacket before ushering them into a walk-in freezer.
"You hate to compliment the guy, because he's a dirtbag, but we can
learn
a lot from him," Scheimreif said.
"It won't surprise me if he escapes again," she added. "He's that
crafty"
E-mail the writers at dbulwa@sfchronicle.com and
cburress@sfchronicle.com.
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Copyright 2005 SF Chronicle

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famous clowns

wickissick — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 21:56:51 GMT

what no talk about the commercial..........I WANT A STORY!!!...vegas is bad on the nerves

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wick in da bay

wickissick — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 17:00:44 GMT

i should be arriving in oakland on saturday or sunday for good. i'm in vegas right now. not quite sure where i'm living at first when i get there but i'll be at 57th and genoa at first (between adeline and mlk). i'll have about a week before i get my ass to work i reckon so lets make it a good one. can't wait to see you fuckers........wick and sophie

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you thought you were cool

wickissick — Thu, 02 Dec 2004 04:00:07 GMT

you're not the only cool ones. check us out at black label bike clubs tribe where we joust you into the dirt....

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dallas nov 12th

velodevil — Fri, 05 Nov 2004 05:32:35 GMT

hey I am with the dallas order of messengers and just wanted to know if there was anything you might need , for the dallas show ?

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mutant bike newbie in Sacramento

deniziadigatti — Mon, 01 Nov 2004 01:31:55 GMT

Dear Cyclecide crew.
I am new to the world of mutant bikes and have a highbike (and a ghetto chopper in the works.) I wish to have a chance to meet others like me in the bay area, as I cannot seem to find anyone on the map here who is cutting up innocent bikes. Please help! I even started a Sacto mutant bike tribe to try and scare up my like minded fellows...help!

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Cyclecide bus destroyed, no injuries, 2 dum 2 die

Jonathan — Mon, 11 Oct 2004 20:02:22 GMT

[yes, this post is real]
The Cycleciders have once again proven that they are 2 dum 2 die. This morning they cheated death in Lincoln, Nebraska when their bus was rear-ended by a semi truck. According to my brother Moses, the trailer smashed through the engine, injuring both the trailer and the bus, but no people. They found a friendly junkyard and are resting today and thinking about what to do next.

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cyclecide on tour, of course

mosesis — Wed, 06 Oct 2004 17:59:47 GMT

we're in denver looking for fun and stuff, probably no show here, next show in Fort Collins, CO on saturday the 9th of october. check the real website
<www.cyclecide.com> there is also a tour diary and new photo sites, fun fun yeah rock

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Mutant tall bike in Sacramento

deniziadigatti — Tue, 06 Apr 2004 23:23:14 GMT

Hello, all...I recently caught high bike fever, and wanted to show you a link to a pic of me with my first high bike, "the merry widow."

http://home.mindspring.com/~queenbeemsd/wereturningwaterintofunk/

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